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A hipsterword for their main drug supplier, usually coke....You have "dad" status when the smaller dealers and the entire hipster scene all depend on their dad for their supply and revenue. Most people in the hipster scene are not aware their dad's identity.....
hipster-"Yo bro, you got any pepsi bro?"
dealer-"nah bro I gotta see dad later today bro"
Hipster-"word bro let me know!? I NEED to score before the show tonight!.... Bro!"
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Somthing you dont have thats why you looking it up.
Nick: whers your dad.
Tyrone: he went to get milk
Nick: you said that last time.
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A wonderful guy that takes care of you and gives you all his love!
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Day After Drinking Shits
The horribly held together feces that erupts out of the anus the morning after a night of heavy drinking. These "DADS," usually comprised of mostly water and loose turd wannabes, are not pleasant and represent one of the many downfalls of drinking that one experiences the day after. A DADS ceremony can be held in the early morning til the dwindling hours of the evening...if one has the strength and courage to imprison a DADS for that long. To experience a DADS first hand, there are only two things one must do. Eat a healthy, carb-and-protein-filled diet and drink lots of mother nature's divine gift, alcohol.
*two roommates are sitting in their dorm room playing a casual video game of FIFA 15 when all of a sudden one stands up..
Roommate 1: "Dude...I'm about to have a DADS"
Roommate 2: "Good luck my friend."
*roommate 1 sprints out the door.
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Dadding or getting dadded, is when one yells out or loudly says "Dad?" and simply basks in the glory of the confusion they have caused.
Dadding can be done to anyone at any time, the more spontaneous the better. Dadding is more fun to do with friends because you will all get a laugh out of the situation.
Example 1:(In a car with friends at a red light, random guy at bus stop looks at us)
Me: Dad?
Random guy: What? I don't have any kids?
Example 2:
Dave: Last night was weird dude.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: I mean some random kid called me dad and it confused me.
Example 3:
Billy: I'm so drunk right now, I'm just dadding every guy I see.
Jim: I know dude it's hilarious, we gotta make a YouTube video of people's reactions or some shit.
Billy: Alright just tell me if any cops are coming I'm trying to piss.
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Why I distrust all men, cry myself to sleep at night, feel unwelcome in my own home, & would cut my mom slack for anything.
He acts like a nice parent when guests are over, or we're in public, but once we're alone, he's a maniac. A bomb always waiting to blow, he snaps at the slightest provocation. My options are to let him get away with his abuse, or to stand up for myself & get the living crap beaten out of me.
We’ve only not kicked him out of the house because my mom was raised by an abusive father herself, so she doesn't know what it is to be treated right, & because she believes that children don't do well in single-parent households.
Every time I give him another chance, he proves me wise for not having been completely open with him since I was 8 years old.
He has failed at giving me the the sole thing I deserve: Unconditional love. Thanks to him, I've had to stay in the closet my entire life. Even when my heart was bursting at the seams with love for the first time, at the age of 13 years old, I couldn't go to my own father for advice.
Thanks to this thorough incompetence, I've basically had to raise myself.
Cherry on top: My family is wealthy, so whenever I drop even the slightest hint that I'm miserable with them, I get called a spoiled, ungrateful brat. I find this to be ironic - you would think that less fortunate people would understand even better than I do that the impact of material items on happiness pales in comparison to being accepted & loved...
*My mom is deployed overseas, so I'm alone with my dad and brother on Christmas*
Me: "No, Dad. I don't want to talk to Grandma. She says horrible things to me and insults everything I do!"
Dad: "YOU WILL TALK TO HER THIS INSTANT!!!"
Me: "NO. She's a BULLY."
Dad: *hangs up phone and starts yelling profanities in my face, then starts punching me over and over until I'm pinned on the floor, trying to shield my face and genitals as he keeps hitting me*
Me: *later, to my brother, through a split lip and bruised face* "Merry Christmas, huh... let's call Mom on Skype. Maybe we can still have some happiness today..."
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Something that leaves u behind and can be a magician if trained
“A dad can do a disappearing trick”
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