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dadding

Present participle of the verb "to dad".
To care for offspring in a very male way. Often, but not always, accomplished with beer, tv, and half-truths. Successful dadding involves the child being whole and unmarked, clean, fed, in diapers and PJs, and napping/asleep by the time the partner returns from whatever they were doing.

"I didn't get the chance to clean up the apartment, repair the front porch, or wash the cars. I was dadding"
"Our child is fed, bathed, and asleep. Nice dadding!" (Alternate usage: "Our child is still alive and in one piece. Nice dadding!")

by Dang_elf January 14, 2013

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Dad

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no found definition for dad?
do you mean: milk

by capitalismluver November 2, 2019

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dad

gone

dad went to get the milk 15 years ago

by epic cool kid February 28, 2019

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Dad

something that vanishes

my dad went *poof gone*

by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020

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Dad

A person that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster.

Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him

by Anonymousmf123 February 4, 2020

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The DADS

The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.

"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"

by Devin B June 12, 2006

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Dad

?

Me: dad? Where did you go?

by Sparkle pussy March 21, 2019

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