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Type one diabetics are the coolest. People try to break their pancreas to be like us.
Woah! Look at Lauren. She's a type one diabetic! She does 5 shots a day and pokes her finger 8 times each and every day! I wish I was as cool as her!
diabadass
When you drink 8.25e+17 polar pops
Hi i would like 825000000000000000 polar pops please.
Lmao you will get but type 10 diabetes but ok
A misunderstood type of Diabetes where your fucking pancreas had one job - to produce insulin.
Because of the cunt-cock shaped pancreas, type 1's need to inject insulin every time they eat or drink stuff with carbs in.
It is not caused by sugar.
Uneducated fuck: "Did too much sugar cause type 1 diabetes?"
Type 1 diabetic: "No, you fucking moron."
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An overweight unfashionable lesbian who's so fat she looks diabetic
"San Francisco gay pride is chalk full of dyke 2 diabetes."
Also known as Type 2 Diabetes. The type of Diabetes you get from eating fattening or fried foods such as those made by Paula Deen.
The doc says I have to lay off the fried chicken or I will develop Paula Deen Diabetes.
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a terrible excuse, used by diabetics, when they are losing an argument or being ignored.
Erick: "Diabetic timeout! Diabetic timeout! listen to this story!"
Everyone else: "STFU Erick!"
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The one where your pancreas HATES you !
Having it is a full time job that never really gets taught, it's one you learn on the go, every day has new obstacles. There's no 30 minute breaks or vacations & it comes with a lot of responsibility. You can't quit because it's literally life and death
Well, I have type 1 diabetes and i hate it ! Just want a normal life