dick

1. a common name and a nickname for Richard

2. slang for men's reproductive part of the body

3. someone stupid and annoying

1. Dick Armey, Dick Cheney

2. other names are penis, weenie

3. He's a dickhead

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dick

1.) In reality, a dick and testicles are very sensitive, and if people call you a dick, it means they admire those traits.
2.) Nickname for man who is admirably sensitive and kind, not unlike a dick. If you are called a dick by a woman or friend, you should take it as a huge compliment, as you are obviously a great friend and a sensitive guy. Women love men who have feelings and are gentle. To pick up any female, just tel them "I am a huge dick" and they will immediately be interested in you.
3.) Likewise, if you tell them you are a huge pussy, they will be equally impressed and think you are tough, as it is widely known that vaginas can definitely take a pounding.

Friend: God, Kenny. You're such a dick!
Kenny: Why, thank you! That was a really nice thing for you to say.

Kenny: I'm a huge dick.
Woman: Wow, I'm so impressed!

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for dick

when something is insanely cheap or just too ridiculous

dude you could buy those shoes for dick

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dick on

to maneuver around somebody, such as in a sport, usually in hockey

Shit, he absolutely dicked on that goalie.

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dick

1. A slang word for a penis; another popular slang term for a penis is a cock.
2. An adjective to describe a guy who is a jerk or does mean and stupid things.

1. Man, he's got a big dick.

2. That guy is such a dick for calling me that!

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dicked

yet another term for sex.

hey girl, you ever been dicked by two guys in a corolla?

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dick

A man's private part used to pee/to have sex.

Sandy zipped his pants down as his long dick went out as he peed in the urinal.

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