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Horrifying gastrointesinal distress. Also referred to as the Colonocalypse.
"The unsuspecting tourist ingested some bad water and was stricken with a severe case of Fotovat's disease."
Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.
after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease
Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
The complete loss of memory caused by a sudden trauma that was, itself, also forgotten.
"Dude! Homeboys got changnesia! He's mumbling around like he has Kevin's Disease."
Dumb bitch energy
No common sense
Abby decided to get back with her boyfriend after he cheated on her 4 times that means she has Cathleen Disease.
When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.
Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.
Frank: Really? What happened?
Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.
Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.
One that is ugly, displeasing in appearance.
You have the zackly disease. Your face looks zackly like your butt.