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A way to describe a bad situation.
Im straight dog at this game.
That would be fucking dog.
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A position normally used when having sex, Not the cute and cuddly one that likes to hump peoples shoulders and lick peoples faces
Do you think tonight you can do the DOG?
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The only thing that brings joy
I love my dog so fucking much.
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A very fluffy soft or not soft they can be small or big they also a man's best friend.
Human: I got a nice dog bruh
Human 2: Oh boi what kind!?
Human:Yes
Human 2: Ah, such a nice breed *Stares at humans dog* Yes
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A great companion that is fluffy and has amazing paws but when you two get a little closer, I’d say after haven’t got two years, you two kick things off and have sex under the moon lit covers then things get intense and your neighbor walks in on yours two fucking when he sees it he calls the police but you’re like oh shit please god no it’s not what it looks like but then your neighbor says oh fuck I was calling the cops so I could get their permission to fuck with you and I want to get front if you don’t mind but then you say no go fuck my cat Instead but then the neighbor gets jealous and and grabs the sword and slices your dick off so you can’t fuck the dog anymore and takes the dog by the sneaky big red and sticks it in his butt hole but the neighbor ain’t having none of that and your remember that you left the stove on so you grab the pan on the stove and press it against his dick and the neighbor screams so you screams and after all this the dog gets adopted
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