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A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.
Todd was being a real douche canoe talking about his ski trip in Tahoe.
A word which will forever be used on 3 basic games Grand Theft Auto Online, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Its meaning is simple when being a simple Douche bag isn't enough. You have to make up a new word for the amount of scrub they are.
XBOX 360 Douche Canoe
A douche bag that should sail away on the shit river away from you.
"Bugger off you douche canoe"
A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.
Hameed is such a douche canoe. Every week something new!
A pussified person lacking any sort of balls to get a job done.
That douche canoe needs to fucking punch the gas and get the fuck out of my way.
Someone who puts their ex girl on his snap chat story for the new girl to see, and she gets mad. That new girl calls him a douche-canoe and proceeds to put a snap story of her own on that says "fuck you" in an act to subtweet his bitch ass
Wow he is such a douche-canoe, I hope his ex knows about me