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male egos

the belief that you are much better or more important than other people, or behavior that shows this

Man,male egos, I don't know how you guys make it through the day with them.

by Timo Qui May 4, 2008

58πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Ego Terrorism

Inflating someone's ego by complimenting them gratuitously, thereby altering their personality to that of an ass and directing their life into a downward spiral from which they will not recover.

Todd: You're just awesome, Steve. I could never match your awesomeness.
Steve: Why, thanks. I guess I am awesome.
Todd: And I'm not just saying that out of ego terrorism.
Steve: Ah, then I'll take your words to heart. I genuinely am better than other people.
(years pass)
Steve: WHY DO THEY ALL HATE ME?!
Steve: (cuts wrists)
(minutes pass)
Todd: That'll serve you right, it will.
Todd: (spits on corpse)

by Butt Butt Butt but Butt May 4, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Massive Ego

When you think you’re the best

That guy has a massive ego, he thinks he’s the best at everything

by Syn3rgyy June 9, 2020


Ego-seismic

Thinking about the cause of an earthquake relating to yourself.

Maybe us moving, redirected the epicentre of U.S earthquakes to where we were from. I like to think of it as Ego-Seismic thinking

by Jane-Anne March 12, 2012


Stupid-ego

The 4th component of the psyche that is responsible for causing one to make poor decisions.

I meant to send my curse-filled email response to only one person but my stupid-ego made me hit "reply all."

by sisterscaryluv August 21, 2008


Virtual-Ego

1. The deliberate-delayed liking of other people's posts on social media. ( usually people who're friends )

2. The belief that some person in not worthy of your valuable (sarcasm intended ) 'likes.'

They are small people with big virtual-ego.

by Laxoor93 June 6, 2018


Ego Masturbation

To not only stroke your own ego, but to do so vigorously.

Newb RE 5 game: " Oooo! A TRIcell computer! I wonder whats on it..."
Pro RE 5 player: "Oh that? Nothing but Wesker's Ego Masturbation."

by Werebereus June 7, 2011

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž