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Elton is a handsome guy with style and grace. Elton also is known for his sexyness attracting all the ladies to him. He can be found inside a luxury mansion wearing a suit smoking his cigar.
That's a cigar Elton would smoke.
A black dude that is funny and likes to roast his friends, he likes to brag about his success, he also is tallish, he hates a certain amount of people, hangs out in a group, his money is earned, and he likes super cars and Ford trucks.
Elton is a person
You are really beautiful and talented, but just don’t go breaking my heart.
Jim: “Wow, Elton is so beautiful!”
Tim: “Yeah! And talented, too!”
The straightest being on the planet.
He is a more serious, yet swaggy, and comedic man.
He is wanted by all weman and men are afraid of him.
Yo, Its Elton, I want to marry him so much.
A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!