a mystery youtube original series by joey graceffa featuring popular influencers such as nikita dragun glozel and more in a four series spectacular with scary monsters and exiting episodes.
escape the night is amazing
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a goat upon which you escape from a near death experience
the moon crashed to earth at the very spot that Dave was standing thankfully there was an escape goat near by.
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While performing the act of anal sex, having a friend quietly enter the room from behind. Then quickly switching places with the friend so as to lead the partner to believe it is still your dick in her ass. Then, proceeding to walk past her, wave, and leave the room.
She didn't know whose cock was in her ass once i pulled a great escape on her.
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(Noun)
A bowel movement that has slipped past your sphincter and into your pants against your will.
"Dad has an escaped convict in his pants."
see also: "Harboring a Fugitive"
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the disgusting chick you end up banging at the end of the night instead of the hot guy you really wanted to bang
"hey guy I would love to bang u in the a** tonight but if you are not gay like me i will just bang the last ugly chick here as my escape route instead"
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A band that is in no way hardcore. I have listened to 5 songs from This war is ours and 2 from Dying is your latest Fashion. All of the fanboys of this band claim that theyre old singer was amazing and him leaving made the band worse. Personally when I heard that song The Day I left The Womb, I literally laughed out loud. The singers voice cracked like a pubescent boy during the song. It was hilarious.
But to the point, this band is (mostly) for people who think they have problems(aka vampire emo pussy wannabees)
I think that this band musically isnt good or bad, however the old singer on The Day I Left The Womb sucked and the new singer on the song This War is Ours sucked at the screamo grunt metal voice. It was sad.
Lyrics include:
"I feel the pressure, its coming down on me"
"Ashley baby, you make me feel so alive, ive got purpose once again"
"I touched her ooh she touched my aahh"
Bands I like: Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Hollywood Undead, and im starting to like Children of Bodom
Emo 12 year old girl: "Escape the Fate has such meaningful lyrics and is so hardcore, you should listen :)"
Me: Oh my God! This sucks (plays song People=Sh*t by Slipknot)
Emo 12 year old girl:"Mommy make him stop, my ears are bleeding, ITS TOO HARDCORE wah wah wah"
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Best hardcore band ever. Ex-singer Ronnie Radke is in prison for killing someone. New singer Craig Mabbitt ex Blessthefall changed their music but theyre still good
emo kid #1: omg have you heard that ronnie radke from escape the fate got in jail for killing someone?
emo kid #2: *cuts himself*
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