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An awkward yet natural boner acquired when your doctor, male or female, examines your testicles.
Many find it may feel incredibly good to have another touch their genitals and also find it very awkward when they get a boner right in front of a female doctor, or they think that they gay because a gay gave them a boner, this is all natural and the doctors understand.
"Dude, i got a physical exam boner yesterday!"
"Well at least you don't have a male doctor."
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a regimen of caffeine, applied every 3 hours, as well as energy drinks. Advil may be added if necessary.
Dude, i feel like crap, i'm doing the exam week diet.
A line consisting of 10-20 girls, each wearing a pair of tight latex gloves. A boy stands facing the first girl in the line, who pulls down his pants. Each girl examines the boys testicles, and occasionally penis, trying to make him ejaculate without stroking his penis. The girls must be wearing clothes covering their boobs and must be wearing pants or leggings. The gloves must be dry. The girl that the boy ejacutes in the hands of gets to switch to another pair of latex gloves and examins the girl next in the line.
Anna: Bob come to the Testicles Exam Line I’m gonna examine you.
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: I’m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*
The 2020 AP Exams were administered online because of the coronavirus. Everyone must take the exam at the same time in the entire world and 1-2 FRQ questions in 45 minutes decides if you get the credit or not.
Even though the SAT, ACT, and basically the rest of high school had been cancelled, CollegeBoard claims to still keep the exam in the middle of COVID-19 to grant students credit, but we all know that it's because they want student's money.
AP Student in US: Bruh the 2020 AP Exams start tomorrow, and I learned nothing from online school.
AP Student in Asia: At least you don't have to take it at 4 AM.
While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.
Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
That awful week when you have to take an exam every single day. Which means you have to study every single day for the exam of the next day. Known for the constant headaches, few hours of sleep and for being extremely tiring. The constant daydreaming of Friday night, which means you won't study anymore, is totally normal.
Sarah: Hi Kevin, wanna go to the movies on Saturday afternoon?
Kevin: You are kidding right? I can't, I have exam week marathon next week. I must start studying now.
Like any other kind of phobias to have an unnecessary fear of exam. Over-thinking about exams that makes you get nervous.
Sue: I'm really nervous about tomorrow's exam.
Sarah: oh come on it's a piece of cake, I'm sure you have got exam-phobia (examophobia)