Potchi

The female genitalia. It's a portmanteau of pussy and crotch, and useful for children and the prudish, in order to be less vulgar.

Melinda: I think I've figured it out, it's the lavender soap that is making my potchi itch and burn.

Melissa: It's always something with you, isn't it.

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pimpin' for George Washington

when paying a bar bill, your server brings you back a ungodly bunch of ones.

benevolent customer: "Hey, that biotch brought me back eight ones on my twelve dollar tab."

wingman: "Yeah, pimpin' for George Washington."
benevolent customer: "Now I'm only leaving him one."

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Analogue rectal exam

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.

Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"