false truth

A false truth is something believed by many people to be true but is not. It is usually something that cannot be backed up with hard evidence.

Many people in countries governed by Islamic law share a common false truth that women are not as mentally capable as men.

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false dat

opposite of "true dat"...that's bullshit!

"Man I just got me a triple double"
"False dat nigga you know you got no game!"

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The-False-Cum

During Sex Doggy-Style, When Close To Climax You Pull Out And Spit On Your Partners Back... Then Tap There Shoulder, When They Turn Around You Unleash The Wrath All Over There Chin!

She Thought Id Cum, Until She Turned After The Trick Spit And Came Face To Face With My Man Milk

She Was Boogled When I Came All Over Her Face, She Cried "Where'd You Get The Rest Of That From!!!?"

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false genius

Someone who claims to be smart but in the end is about as clever as the gum under your shoe.

Dave claimed to have a high IQ, but in the end he was a False Genius.

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false-advertisement

when a female disguises the upper half of her face, usually with sun-glasses, to improve her sexual appearance when in the company of males

"dude she's hot." -matt
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate

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False Alarm

Having the need to go poo. Once getting to the toilet, nothing seems to come out. You decide to go later on during the day when you really need to go.

Daughter: Mom. Hurry up in there! I have to drop a deuce!!

Mother: Okay

Daughter: sitting on toilet..."Why isn't anything coming out?

Daughter: FALSE ALARM!!! I guess I should wait and try again later.

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False ban

When player is banned without or with incorrect/inaccurate evidence in a game.

John got false banned in a "game".
He appealed and got pardoned.

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