Describes a rolled 20 in Dungeons & Dragons that was not a natural 20
DM: What did you roll?
Me: A flaccid 20
Flaccid: lack of enthusiasm for life in general
" he went flaccid at the idea of participating in life; his backbone joined the lifeless fleshy patch where his penis used to be...now just a pool in front of him representing his also flaccid destiny."
My fucking dick was soft okay?
My dick is flaccid after seeing my moms breast
Lacking in strength, firmess or resilience. A person displaying weakness or lack of resolve.
That flaccid bastard isn't coming out tonight. You're being such a flaccid tonight.
Fresh, clean, snazzy, just a way to describe someone who's lookin fresh
Whats up, lookin flaccid my guy
Computer Science Term - When a server is experiencing background process failures which prevent effective function of hosted applications but do not cause the server itself to crash.
"The services won't come back up it's completely flaccid."
when you whip your flaccid penis across another's face/body/etc.
yo man last night this girl was being all grabby on my junk so I just pulled it out and gave her that flaccid whip