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phantasmal flatulence

The fart of a ghost and or other spectral being.

The phantasmal flatulence of the haunted hospital was overwhelming.

by Mortamort March 28, 2021


Herbal flatulence

When you stick the top end of a bong up your ass and instead of your partner taking a fat rip they help you take a fat rip by blowing causing a fart.

Nathan- alyssa have you ever herbally flatulated?

Alyssa- babe what’s that
Nathan- lemme show you, show me your ass
Alyssa- but we’re busy getting high

Nathan- I know (;
Alyssa- WANNA SMOKE MY HERBAL FLATULENCE WHEN WERE DONE?!?

by Bread and butter November 9, 2021


intellectual flatulence

Intellectual Flatulence refers to when someone with a wealth of knowledge involuntarily and randomly spouts nerdy fart facts as a result of the intellectual overflow

Wow, that guy Craig really knows his stuff. He was having a large case of intellectual flatulence the other day when discussing the Dinosaurs tv show!

by AwkwardKale August 3, 2024


Flatulence

The utter nonsense spouted by flat earthers

As he described the flat earth his flatulence cleared the entire room.

Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.

by drnutt December 3, 2024


Flatulence

Collective noun for a group of dads.

There was a whole flatulence of dads at the barbecue party.

by El Squibbonator August 31, 2022


mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.

I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.

by TooSick4U October 19, 2010


Flatulance

An emergency vehicle that arrives to aid you up after being run over by a steamroller.

Call the flatulance, Saoirse has been run over again.

by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022