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A massive and devastating explosion in the seat of someones pants that was caused bu flatulence.
Johnny ate too much hot sauce, and now is having flatulent explosions, stinking up every room in the house.
(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.
I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.
Doing something for no reason other than to amuse oneself. Alternative phrase for the well-known phrase “for shits and giggles".
THEM: What is your reason for doing such a stupid thing?
ME: I did it for laughter and flatulence.
Brachium Flatulence is where you put your mouth on your arm or someone’s arm and then blow from the mouth (like you’re blowing a trumpet or clarinet) creating a fart like sound as you blow.
Today, at a typical tedious physics class, our lame teacher was teaching momentum and I was so bored that I just let go a brachium flatulence on my arm, all of my classmates laugh and thought it was a real fart since it sound just like an actual fart. And then the teacher came in a very mean way telling me to stop farting in class and as I kept telling him that it’s Not a real fart and it’s brachium flatulence but he still ignore me and send me to detention. For a 28 year old man, what an old geezer can’t take on a funny joke. Man I felt like kicking him in his weenie so bad for sending me in detention 😡
An emergency vehicle that arrives to aid you up after being run over by a steamroller.
Call the flatulance, Saoirse has been run over again.
When a douchetard straight pipes his exhaust to try and impress everyone for going 20mph.
Yet another douchetard sputtering his vehicular flatulence down the street begging for people to look at him.
A food, drink, or otherwise consumable substance that strongly encourages and induces the onset of flatulence.
Bro, your mom's mushroom pizza is a hardcore flatulative - it's got me droppin bombs all over the place.