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Hi, my Ford just broke down. Can you give me a lift in your Holden?
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I'd rather drive a Ford than push a Chevy.
GM=Generic Motors
Chevy=Driven by people who can't spell Chevrolet.
Dodge=as in "Let's play Dodgeball, or Smear the queer".
Toyota=One-half toy.
Nissan=Pisson Nissan
Lexus=Not in Texas(also a pornstar name)
BMW=Bite my weiner
Mercedes=a pornstar name.
Cooper Mini=Not for meni.
VW=Fart fair nougat?
Mazda=Shoulda nuked 'em.
Honda=Good lawnmowers!
Subaru=Filing a Lawsuit against Mr. Baru
Hyundai=Wouldn't let my cousin test drive on the expressway.
Kia=another pornstar name.Kia, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Isuzu!=Bless you.Kleenex?
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Very, Very Incredibly Pathetically Piece of Possum Feces. i.e BAD
As bad as a Ford,
Man, I bet he drives a Ford
Go and buy a Ford then dipshit
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Flipped
Over
Russian
Dune-buggy
That guy tried to launch his new cobra, but the axels blew the fuck out. i beat him in a prism sport.
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Far Out Retarded Dildo.
For Other Reasons, Dad.
Fuck Often Ricers' Dicks.
Funk Or Rap, Dude?
Do you drive a Far Out Retarded Dildo or a Crappy Ass Dildo Interior Loves Licking A Cock?
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A crappy excuse for a car! Only seniors and fags drive fords! Also driven by people who cant handle the power of a holden.
NO way compares to a holden wich can beat the crap out of it!
mavis: "ooh dear me, that young menace almost blew me over with his holden!"
June: "oh no i dont like those holdens, too powerful for my likings, id rather stick to my sensible, slow paced ford"
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