Fording

A act of making a series of bad decisions or poor life choices in row similar to that of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford.

Man, I was totally Fording last night .. I don't remember what happened but then I checked my phone.

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Fording

1. To intentionally kiss a woman’s breast. More precisely when it is done in a picture.

Did you see her gotting totaly forded at the party last night

He was definitly fording her last night

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Fording

When an older man flirts with a younger girl and gets no where.

Common example when a senior flirts with a freshmen and gets rejected. (In High school)

Hey Mitch is johnny fording again?

Yup that man is never gonna get laid

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Fording

the act of being sick

Fording - Last night I forded all over myself while wallowing on the toilet floor of the bar, unable to pick myself up.

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Forded

To be an alcoholic. or to just get drunk or be drunk.

Lets get Forded tonight.

a ford

A 26 ounce bottle of hard alcohol, especially vodka.

Dude, last night I drank a ford of gin and I made out with my second cousin. Fuck.

Ford

Used to be the best American truck manufacturer until they redesigned their trucks to fall apart 0.1 Miles after the Warranty expires.

Ford had made great engines before they sold out, such engines include the 300 In-Line 6, 4.2L V6, 4.6 Triton, and the legendary 4-53T Detroit Diesel.

Nowadays Fords are just another laughing stock like Chevrolet, Dodge, and General Motors. However they still make great suspension systems and are great candidates to install a 3-53T or 4-53T Detroit Diesel engine for up to 50 MPG and nearly 1,000,000 Mile Life.

Now hear are some declassified documents that reveals the true meaning of F.O.R.D!

Found On Road Dead - Modern day Square Body Chevy driver after passing a broken down Ford on the side of the road.

Fix Or Repair Daily - Former Jewish Ford Employees that escaped Capital Punishment after exposing Fords intentional engine failures.

Fucker Only Runs Downhill - Former Ford Owner that switched to Toyota.

Failure Of Research & Development- Ford Designer that defected to the Toyota Factory in Kentucky.

Factory Ordered Road Disaster - Survivor of a Ford Ranger Collision.

Fucked On Race Day - Undercover Dodge Employee after observing Fords failure on the Racetrack.

Fucking Out Right Dangerous - Another Ford Ranger Collision Survivor.

Fuck Our Ride Died - Ford RV owner stranded in Death Valley.

Forever Outclassed Rain Deer - Some Drunk at 7-11.

Ford is one of the motor companys of all time!

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