Fresh granola is a phrase used to describe something that is awesome or is nice.
Bro that shirt is some fresh granola.
GASH GRANOLA
noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.
"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "
" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "
An area in the United States that consists of Washington State, Oregon, and Northern California. Well known for it's massive new age, dead head and Hippie populations, as well as alternative life styles and extreme liberal thinking. Also has a never ending supply of mind altering drugs.
" Me and Zach went up and down the Granola Belt for a week straight. Damn did we meet some interesting people, heard some far out music, and found some amazing head shops!"
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Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon
Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie
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a child that granola is attracted to, and is thrown at him repeatedly
Granola Kid
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A cyclist, typically identified by spandex and exotic gear.
I was driving up on the mountain yesterday enjoying the curves, and there was this granola muncher half into my lane on one of the blind corners!
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