hamburger head

A person with facial features that are abnormally close together and a misshaped head that is wider than it is high (resembling a hamburger). Due to the inadequate spacing between their eyes, nose and mouth, hamburger heads typically have huge "never-ending" foreheads and their eyes are actually located on the lower half of their head (below the equator, if you will -- where most peoples' noses are).

Whereas the average person's face takes up approximately 70% of the front of their head, a hamburger head's face takes up far less real estate, averaging approximately 30% of the front of their head.

Steve: Dude, look at that ugly guy! His head is so flat and wide and his face is all scrunched together. I think I'm gonna puke!

Billy: Oh, that's Frank the hamburger head.

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hamburger meat

the term used describe the chest hair that protrudes out of a mans shirt

wow, look at that guys hamburger meat

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Fat Hamburger

Slang term meaning "American"
Originates from Korea.

"That is many tanks yes?"
"YES FAT HAMBURGER!"

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hamburger crotch

(noun) An unpleasant looking vulva which has undergone some sort of trauma and now has the appearance of raw hamburger meat.

Britney spears flashed her torn up hamburger crotch to the eager Poparazzi last year.

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hamburger ho's

Any females who will exchange sexual favors for food.

She sucked my dick all the way up to the drive through window.

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Hamburger Holed

When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.

As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.

Hamburger Sliders

Act when two guys wear nothing but shirts and slide around while doing anal sex.

My ass still hurts from the hamburger sliders last night.