Hiroshima

Hiroshima is when you microwave something thinking you don't have to again. When you do have to microwave something again it is called Nagasaki.

I needed to Hiroshima my microwavable popcorn, not knowing I would need to Nagasaki them.

face hiroshima

When something is so stupid that you go back in time to punch the Hiroshima bomb with your face.

Ryan: Lying people are the most honest.
Sam: *Face Hiroshimas*
Ryan: ...WTF!!!!!????

advanced hiroshima

when one sticks a firework into their partner(s) anus and lights it

x: "wanna try some advanced hiroshima"
y: "let's go get the fireworks"

Hiroshima Sponge

Group of Japanese men bukakke onto a sponge and squeeze the loads into ramen broth

Omg my ramen taste so good, I wonder if they used the Hiroshima sponge

Hiroshima’s Revenge

Hiroshima’s revenge is when you get diarrhea from eating at a sushi restaurant.

Bob got Hiroshima’s revenge from eating sushi last night.

Hiroshima Shot

Take a glass of Japanese beer, shot glass of American Moonshine. Then drop the bomb on them.

Jim got so trashed last night. He did a Hiroshima Shot then screamed "This is For Pearl Harbor!!"

Hiroshima Hogtie

When you get tied up BDSM style and have a small Japanese woman squat above your face and proceed to shit into your mouth.

It took forever, but I finally found a hooker in Tokyo that would give me a Hiroshima Hogtie. It was both disgusting and erotic.