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Usually done by females, the hover mode is the position assumed when not wanting to place your pristine ass cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in Grand Central Station)
This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
Jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the County Fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into Hover Mode and use the porta-potty
When the toilettseats at a public restroom are wet and you don't want to sit onto it, you just hover above it. If you are fat, this can get really exhausting after some time.
Under the influence of alcohol many girls loose their ability to hover properly, which increases the need of hovering for future users
When drunk Stacy tried hovering and failed, she fell down and got herself infected with some vaginal yeast
v. hovering, the act of asking, in a way that annoys another, by trying to get answers out of someone regarding comments and statements made by that other, trying to get an answer you want out of someone.
Boy: Nah, you’re pretty cool, I guess.
Girl: What do you mean by “I guess”?
Boy: Nothing, don’t worry..
Girl: Alright.
-10 minutes go by-
Girl: what did ya mean by I guess?
Boy: You’re hovering.
a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song
i can vape even on my hover board
If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
Basically, its when you shit in a bowl without your asscheeks making contact with the bowl because it looks dirty or its in a grimey spot, like the subway. You're ass must hover over the bowl to take said shit.
There was piss all over the seat so I had to drop a hover bomb.
1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.
How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)