Gatho Humping

Gatho Humping, is violent face sucking, with the intention to create one giant hickey on a victim or partners face, whilst vigorously grinding on a partner. Gatho Humping must be preformed in front of a crowd to make them feel un comftorable and awkward.

Man I really enjoyed Gatho Humping you last night.

I had such a blast Gatho Humping Joe Blogs last night.

Eww did you see those two weirdos Gatho Humping on the ground *puke*

hump the swag

1. to hump a white boy that either thinks he's a nigga or is a wanna-be hood rat or gangster in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male dominance. 2. (More Rarely) to hump any male with excessive "street cred" or elevated status in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male Dominance.

1,2- Excuse me while I hump the swag.

Eye-hump

To stare at someone in a creepy, sexual way, usually for several minutes without blinking or stopping when the person being eye-humped realizes he/she is being mentally undressed (and doesn't even want to think what else) by the eye-humper. If done right, very unnerving.

"Elmo likes to eye-hump you!"

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hump and dump

having sex with a girl then totally ignoring her

i hump and dump the girls that talk to much

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House Humping

House Humping is when a couple travels to an open house, and then when the Realtor is distracted they find an empty room or closet to have a quickie in.

We were house humping. We had sex in a house a Realator showed to us.

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bust a hump

to work very hard on something

We don't like it when things like that happen.. but when they happen we bust a hump to make it right as quickly as we can.

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Jump Hump

The next level up from the Mormon Dick Soak. A friend of the participating Mormons can jump on the bed to create a sort of artificial thrust, thereby increasing the stimulation of the soaking parties, while still keeping all involved in God's good graces.

Sorry I have to cancel dinner tonight, Stacy needs me to jump hump for her again.

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