do i need to touch grass

yes, yes you do

Person 1: do i need to touch grass
Person 2: yes, yes you do

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i need something random to search

what you searched

"Hey thomas, afdgvbsiydfvg tysrfvtywsafdvbiatsvfdituavscdiufvasdftyvaisdtvfiv." "I hear your point Joe, but alisyugfd iauyssrfnsrgfbysyfovudvsvsadyfvdfhslajsdhvvhsadoyasdy asdvsuv svsavs sdvasdfiasdfoasdf"

Ugggggggghhhhhh, nothing to search. Oh! I know! Lets search... "i need something random to search" Oh! There is actually a definition! Wow!

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I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

i need 2 snipes

i need2 snipes is a term used to define a failure sniper that has needs to snipe

micheal i need 2 snipes

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I need dick in my ass now

When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.

Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.

"There's something I need to tell you" drama

Typical (usually teen) melodrama where nearly every episode includes the phrase "There's something I need to tell you". The "something" usually involves a previous lie, backstab, pregnancy, or other misdeed.

"I can't believe I just watched 7 episodes of 90210 in a row!"
"That's pretty sad... what do you think is wrong with you?"
"I don't know... I think I'm addicted to "There's something I need to tell you" dramas."

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I need rock hard dick

I want rock hard dick inside of my pussy if u r a gay boy u want it inside the asshole

I love rock hard cock and being gay

and a

You: same dad
I need rock hard dick mom
Mum: shore I'll shove my rock hard dick inside u

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