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Hentai is my life
Weeb 1: what do you do in your spare time
Weeb 2: Hentai is my life
Weeb 1: same
Alex, you are the love you my life. You make me happy every single day. You’re my one and only. There’s no words to describe you. You make me smile. You still give me goosebumps when you walk in the door. You’re the one person that can make me laugh when I’m so sad. I love you Alex. Always and forever my love.
Alex you’re the love of my life.
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The female of you deepest desire, the one that you have nightmares about when you don't see her. She is the person who you want constantly by your side, someone who will walk up on you from behind and squeeze so hard, that it makes you feel. If she would ever to leave, what would that make her. That would still make her the love of my life because it's my life not her's. If she choose to leave then, she never felt the same way, and there for you loved her so much, her love for you doesn't even compare. She wont realize what a rare thing she had, when a man is completely loyal to her and not the other way around.
She was the love of my life, even after she left.
I like him, but he is not the love of my life.
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Catchphrase for angsty teenagers who, in reality, do not know jack shit about music and waste away their lives learning Saosin and Blink 182 on their drums. Also love to use the word "technical" to describe any fucking music they listen to when half of it could be played by a 12 year old with a guitar.
D00d music is my LIFE xxx y'all haters gonna say Attack attack sucks Imma FUCK YOU UP fake bitches!
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An average website where averagely awesome people summarize their average days/lives. These people are awesome and need not to be asked how they get to be this way. (as in, totally awesome)
go to mylifeisaverage.com to see the official site for My Life Is Average (of course, what else would it be? just, don't even ask....)
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as when something extremely bad happens to you.
joe: dude i think i just failed out of college
brad: nuhuh sucks dude
joe: yeah, shit on my life!!
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a term that is used to express that something has gone wrong and ruined your plans., but used in small situations that really affect nothing important.
"awww man, I bought the wrong gum, fuck my life."
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