you're cool

A fake compliment said in a condescending tone of voice. A sarcastic comment that translates to you suck.

Loser: Oh no I just crashed my car
Jackass: YOU'RE COOL.

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you're welcome

The only phrase in the english language that has no correct response other than changing the subject entirely.

you: Thanks for the cheeseburger.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: I......yeah, so.....um, I'll...... yes.

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you: Thanks for forgiving me about the whole "pizza" thing.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: So that was some pretty fine bowling, wasn't it? I mean those guys are professionals.

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you're great

something you say to someone when he/she coughs; the "bless you" for coughs

person 1: *coughs*
person 2: you're great
person 1: thanks

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You're not that real

A phrase commonly uttered by tools.

Paul: I'm going to hit you, you tool.
Sean: You're not that real.
Paul hits Sean

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You're such a dumbledore

Using the wizard name from harry potter to call someone dumb.

"Why would you do something like that? You're such a dumbledore I swear."

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you're a gent

you are a classy person

hommie, you're a gent

you're & your

there is a difference between your and you're! your is the property of the person you are talking to.
you're is you are.

your cat is a bitch
you're a bitch

here is the difference between you're & your. now stop being stupid.