Lolly stick insertion

When a man cums on a tampon before the woman knows and she is then instantly pregnant. This is usually used as a prank or used to not get a bloody peter.

Before the female knew, her boyfriend pulled off a lolly stick insertion so his penis doesn't get bloody.

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Self-Insert Definitions

1. When dumbasses post their name with definitions, expecting millions of random strangers to just fall out of their chairs at their dumb inside joke.

2. When some pissed off dickbag misuses a platform, just so they can vent about someone they hate.

3. When some insecure fuck makes a definition of their name that's just compliments to themselves, so they can jerk themselves off to distract themselves from thoughts of how little they actually contribute to society.

I'm fucking sick of seeing these god damn self-insert definitions, everytime I go to vote. Who are you expecting to find this funny? What makes you think random strangers who don't even know what you look like are going to get this? Please for the love of god, keep your shitty self-inserts in fanfictions.

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Subway Sloth Insertion

When you stick a 5 dollar foot long up your vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. Then your man eats the foot long while it's in your vagina and you have to finish it. Then when the man finishes eating it you eat the woman out. After that you stick a six incher up the womans butt and you have to finish that and then eat the womans butt out. Then you look for any loose pieces of lettuce by sticking your head up her butt or vagina.

I subway Sloth Insertion Amandas feminine areas lastnite.

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insert verb here

(multiple orgasims) when typing, to add actions, insert the desired action (interpritive dance) in parenthetical notation to give the other conversationalist (OOGABOOGA) an often humorous image in their minds eye. (throwing TV off of a building). often funniest if action has nothing to do at all whatsoever with the subject of speech.

"Dude I want to bang her like none other! (irish jig)"

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use this if you cant think of a word but you want to buy a fricking mug in this website and recall if your life has worth to society and the universe itself

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Enby Insert Card

When two non binary people are ⚤︎ and one puts mustard in the others v@g!na or p3n1$

My Hole hurts bc my partner gave me a enby insert card!

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Wee [insert first name]

A small person named insert first name.

Example 1

Person 1: Wee insert first name Frank was so small...

Crowd: How small was he?

Person 1: He was so small, that when he had to take a piss in a urinal that extended to the floor, he needed a stool!

Example 2

Wee Frank is hella short.

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