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The Internet is a great huge world of pornography, cats, trolls and of course, child abuse.
I didnt go on the internet today because I wasn't bored and I love my life
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The Internet is the Best but also the Worst experience ever
The internet is a virtual world where there's barely any rules respected. Also known as the home of teenagers who thinks being racist is normal and being disrespectful is a key to success; Adults are predators or something completely different either good, bad or nothing different from teenagers.
There are a lot of things to learn from the Internet.
But no one knows what the point of it really became to that day.
User : *Joins the internet*
Edge lords : HEIL HITLER DEATH TO ALLS JEWS NIBBA HAHAHA BIG CHUNGUS DO U KNO DA WAE
Furries : *Le rule 34, le yiff, le rawr, le edge*
Nice guys : *seduce you with their huge cocks out*
Nice girls : *try to act shy and show how good they are at their passions which you don't care*
Christians : stop being rude *while being incinerated*
Reddit, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter and everything else that represents medias : CRINGE! FREE CRINGE! FREE CRINGE FOR EVERYONE! CRINGE AND DRAMA FOR EVERYONE!
YouTube : Welcome to drama class!
Games websites (Like Roblox) : *Downgrade, capitalism, hate, desperate players for good updates*
Wildspartanz : Quackity you're the guy on the left.
User : *Stays and believe it's normal*
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Something you can blame whenever for whatever reason out of pure frustaration; scapegoat.
Mom: "Why the hell did you break the car? Whats wrong with you, huh huh huh?"
You: "MOM, STOP PESTERING ME! BLAME THE FUCKING INTERNET!"
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Life's evil yet cherished twin brother that does everything better.
Person with a life: I just love the cool ocean breeze!
Internet addict: I visit it often as Franklin and beat the f*ck out of sharks by activating my Invincibility cheat that I've come to know by heart.
Person with a life: Well I've invested in my own boat and am paying it off fully by my next payday which is 2 weeks from now.
Internet addict: Michael has a total of 23 boats, 4 military ships, and 34 speedphiles.
Person with a life: I have a job.
Internet addict: My Sims each have jobs that pay 30,000$ or more per week. Not including daily income and farming.
Person with a life: I have a girlfriend.
Internet addict: Whenever I'm not watching multiple hot stars banging each other I have my own girlfriend who's also portable.
Person with a life: Mine's hot.
Internet addict: Mine's an Asian otaku.
Person with a life: I actually touch mine.
Internet addict: Touching other humans can transmit from the hundreds of thousands to the billions of germs per touch.
Person with a life: Mine gives me head.
Internet addict: Every day.
Person with a life: GODDAMMIT.
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Internet... there really is no way to describe it. There are a lot of words and I can't pick just one. U can find anything on there. The internet has a a lot of gross inappropriate stuff *cough,cough*(porn, sex, blood, drugs)*cough,cough*. Anyway the internet can be used for a lot of great things including homework and school projects, kitten images (any images), random stuff, providing realible and unreasonable information, latest news, reading, interacting with other people, purchases, posting, and so much more. !!!
"Instead of reading books we use the internet."
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A series of tubes, as mentioned on the Daily show.
The internet is a series of tubes.
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The internet is the mass worldwide network of computers that you happen to be connected to. NOT THE WORLD WIDE WEB.
If you call the Internet the same thing that the Web 0is, you're a n00b!
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