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A question asked at every New Mexican restaurant.
Waitress at Garcia's kitchen: Are you ready to order?
Me: yes ma'am I would like the Chicken Fajita burrito smothered
Waitress: okay would you like that smothered in Red,Green or Christmas chile?
Me: Christmas please.
The day that your parents will threaten taking away all year. Good Luck getting through spring cleaning without getting it taken away.
IT. IS. CHRISTMAS!!
starts NOV 1 !
OCT 31 : Can’t wait till my Halloween party starts!
NOV 1 : All my Christmas decor is set up!
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A complete and udder waist of time
why do we waist money on people, when we could waist it on ourselves on Christmas
some day where you get gifts and shit
I GOT AN iPHONE 8 FOR CHRISTMAS FAM LMFAO SHIT IS LIT
the time where you get with your hated part of the family and have long,long awkward moments
aunt:"how is.....fuck it
you:"this is just a normal christmas with...f-f-family
An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.
I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.
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