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A six-letter word for idiotic bitch.
Relax, girl! You're being such a Jackie right now
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the mom of the best person that ever lived, Marina Rodriguez. Jackie has attitude sometimes but it's ok because she has the awesomest daughter ever to help her. She let's her daughter catch on fire, but it's ok because she will just take her on a shopping spree to make it up.
who is that really cool girl that what birthed from jackie?
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Street name for female condom!
hey babe, remember to get a jackie
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A cold-hearted cunt that enjoys mooching off of others to support her own financial disaster. Only cares about herself, if she doesn't get her way she throws a fit and tries to put you through an ultimatum.
Ex. Buy my some Marlboro 100's or I WILL call the cops!
Its funny cause I laugh at this bitch everytime, shes one of those bitches that acts all "nice" and "caring" when shes out and about, only cause she mooched some gas money to go hang out with friends she doesnt have, and the friends she does have are ethier fat, ugly, mentally challenged(or all of the above) and thats so she can easily mooch some more off them cause there too dumb to realize how fucked in the head this cunt is. Usually a Jackie spends her time watching corny-ass soap operas on TV, eats ramen noodles daily, and pretends like shes talking to someone on her cellphone cause shes just that cool.
Ex. Hey Jackie, I am going to see my buddy I haven't seen
in years, were having a bbq.
Jackie- No, you can stay here and watch the kids while I go out and get starbucks for myself. Also give me 60 dollars for gas so I can aimlessly drive around for hours on end without any destination.
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Being a 'jackie' is a term used to describe a person who believes they know best about all things.
'Jackie' is most commonly used as a description of teen mothers (or fathers) who believe their experience has eqipped them with the skills to become a life coach.
Other 'jackie' traits may include: being easy (like the kooks song 'Jackie big tits'), speaking over others as jackies find their opinion is much more important than others and, in the case of a young parent; using their child as an excuse/explanation for everything.
Example 1
Person 1: "I just couldn't get a word in edge-wise last night"
Person 2: "I know, she was being such a jackie"
Example 2
The Jackie: "well you know, I am a mother- I don't get out much. Therefore, it's okay if I get blind drunk, snort coke and sleep around when I do"
Example 3
Person 1: " I have this problem..."
Person 2: "poor you, tell me about it and we'll try sort it out"
The jackie: *shouts over person 2* "look I know exactly what to do, I am a father afterall"
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The killing of a harmless kitten or cat by being crushed by a thick human.
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A nickname for a person that denies masterbating because they think it will get them picked on.
Jacky, boy you know you wack it! Don't Lie!
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