Java jive

The ability to verbally (and pretentiously) spew out your entire Starbucks order using the appropriate slang without making a mistake or coming up for air.

Jorge: Man! that shorty sure knew how to throw down some java jive!"

Shorty: "I'll have a grande, nonfat, no whip, one pump sugar-free, no foam, extra hot, double vanilla latte; a reduced fat banana chocolate chip muffin....and that Johnny Cash cd"

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java programmer

A type of programmer that is typically misunderstood due to the misunderstanding of what the Java language is, people often believe that Java SDK is Java. Due to the ease of using a software development kit, people who program see Java SDK users as half programmers. Java, however, does not encorporate the SDK and you start with bare bones, not even C can make that boast. Furthermore, a Java Programmer is more experianced with object orentation allowing them to excel in true software development.

He is a Java programmer, what a wus
That is JAVA not Suns Java SDK, why don't YOU try using C without "#include"ing the SDK files.

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java juice

Is short for Crack! (Even though it's longer)

I'm hopped up on the Java juice

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The Duke of Java

An english, cool, black person.

yo dog chek my new homie out hes The Duke of Java but his bitch is da shit!

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java city

when an eating facility makes you move outta their
seats when you dont buy their stuff, or are eating some
other places food.

"so i was eating jack in the box at mcdonalds
and they totally pulled a java city on me and made
me move."

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Java God

Phil Thompkins will forever be the Java God, worship him and pray to him.

Markus: "Phil your the Java God!!"
Phil: "Fuck you Markus you suck"

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Java Jacket

When a man is ass fucking a female, and he pulls it out of her butthole, and its covered in shit.

Johnny finished fucking Laura in the ass, and pulled out. He then noticed his large member had a Java Jacket on it.

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