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A smurf (usually masters+ and usually in the game League of Legends) that follows the tenets of being a Jedi-Smurf, and that makes a effort to tilt their team in pre-game lobby (ban a team mates champ, say they're a "Jedi-Smurf", take a team mates position) to test their team's mental fortitude and their strength in the Force ultimately empowering them towards a rewarding victory or a lesson-worthy defeat.
It is said that the only way to defeat a Jedi-Smurf is to not succumb to the Dark Side. A Jedi-Smurf is the opposite of a Sith-Smurf.
Once again, Johnny, Jedi-Smurfs are badass as heck, and follow strong tenets like "always try-hard in game and don't flame your team" as well as "enjoy the journey, believe in your team, and be un-tiltable" and "tilt equals lose" -- it's the trolls that int your games that you should be reporting instead!!
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The end of your social life. Abbreviation is JC
I spent 7 hours on the Jedi Council last night.
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the euphoria experienced after taking LSD, eating shrooms, & rolling on a molly.
I was jedi trippin last weekend when we went to that rave in the cave.
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In skateboarding , an anti Casper (nollie Casper flip) pressure flip. While rolling nollie the board does a half flip which is caught with the wheels facing up then under flipped half way back while rotating 180 degrees without your feet touching the ground
Holy crap that kid just did a jedi flip, that shit was dope
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The group of techs that are at the top of the food chain in any lab. They always have the best stuff, and are usually prima donna's. In the bigger group are a small number of groups of ever shifting aliances. The groups are normally social, but at times will try to take the top dog down.
The company has 4 labs but the Jedi Council resides in the big lab. Be careful they might seem nice but are like wolves who can smell a wounded bleeding victim.
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1. When someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time.
2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.
Jill: What time is it? I'm getting hungry.
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*
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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE
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i saw the last Jedi and it was fucking duffel
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