Time-jedi

1. When someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time.

2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.

Jill: What time is it? I'm getting hungry.
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*

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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE

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