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Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case
Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS
The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.
Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?
a roadman who likes to sit on a bin
girl : "omg whos that sat on the bin "
person: "jensen ofcourse!"
tristian drasculas little sister her sister buys me dip
jensens sister is cooler than her
Actually the most annoying human being on the planet
'Wow Jensen is so annoying.'
'Yeah I know I wish he didnt go to our school.'