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When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.
Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.
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It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.
Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin
1. Getting screwed over.
2. Beatin' the meat.
1. Jimmy: I think I'm going to burn your house down, kill your children, and steal your wife.
Matt: Man, your really jerkin' my johnson right now.
2. Guy: I think I'm gonna go jerk my johnson after watching some porn.
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like saying "you gatta be kidding me"
Dude 1: Dude i just found 5o dollars
Dude 2: Ur jerkin me off
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Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock
Good olddddddddddd Masturbation. Just a funnier way to say it.
Ever heard of a Jerkin Turkin?
When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety