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A so called woman, but she never, ever gives a man a second chance after glancing at porn. ANY other woman would give a man three chances, but stupid Jessica doesn't
Dad; Jessica caught me pounding off to porn on my porn machine last night.
Great grandson; Well there's nothing wrong with punching the clown. It's perfectly normal. In a way you wouldn't be normal if you didn't masturbate.
Dad; Yeah that shovel hog Jessica doesn't have a clue
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Jessica is to my heart, what oxygen is to life. She’s the be all and end all of my world. There and many other Jessica’s in this world but this particular one will mesmorise you with her phenomenal beauty, she’ll captivate anyone with a mean flash of her incredible smile. Her walk, her talk, her existence is absolutely crucial to the happiness of one particularly lucky boy. Jessica is quite simply an angel.
Mikey is one lucky boy, He’s got Jessica!
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he epic tiktoker you see on your for you page. She has a lot of hoes but stays loyal to her one and only squidward. #SQUIDISBAE Around her friends she is le epic and makes hilarious jokes. But around random ppl she likes to blend in by wearing CAMO. She hates the office with a passion bc of her worst friend patrick star. Her TikToks are le
epic and amazing. Also she is besties w the best person in the world which makes her also the best
DAMN JESSICA AND SQUIDWARD BE COUPLE GOALZZ
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Jessica is one of a kind. She's very generous and she has a kind heart. When you get close to a Jessica, she'll be very hard to get and she has a hard time loving people. If you make her a promise, she'll always remember. When you have a Jessica, don't let her go just because you thought she was toxic; she's been through a lot and just needs love. Take care of her and let her know you'll always be there for her.
"Hey who's that pretty girl over there?"
"Oh that's Jessica, if you want her, don't fuck it up."
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Jessica is a total heather. She will be there for you whenever you need her and she is very kind.
My best friend Jessica is a total heather
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Latin for "lazy". Japanese for "sleeps a lot". Portuguese for "rested". Spanish for "yes I can sleep forever". She is well rested at all times. Ready to nap at all times. Knows the best positions to lay down in. Gives cuddling a new meaning. Her outermost layer of skin is called the "epiwarmis" which produces enough heat for 6 people. Has the biggest bed in the world which she so happily calls her "Jurrasica" sized bed. Snorlax worships her.
You look well rested...you wouldn't happen to be a Jessica, would you?
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