Brain Jogging

A politically correct term for sending your kid to a psychologist rather than enforce a little good ole' fashioned discipline. Common among lazy middle to upper class american suburban house holds that make too much money to give a damn about their kids.

Tyler's mom sends him to brain jogging every day after school because he has anger issues and mom has tennis lessons at the club until dad comes home.

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jog through the fog

snorting a line of cocaine and then immediately ripping a fat bowl of cannabis.

I’mma take a jog through the fog. Line me up while I pack a bowl.

hog n jog

To eat as much as you can at a restaurant and leave without paying.

Let's go to Stake n Shake for a hog n jog.

Girlfriend: "How are we going to pay for this meal?"
Boyfriend: "We're gonna Hog n jog babe!"

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vertical jogging

Sex standing up, the opposite of horizontal jogging.

Me and my girfriend did some vertical jogging in the phone booth last night.

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Gets my noggin jogging

Scottish idiom, something that really stirs your wheel, grinds your gear, rustles your willies. Basically is fucking annoying and unsettling. Noggin is the slang for head alas the person is jogging with your brains, painting a very descriptive and self explanatory picture.

Politic debates that lead to no avail Gets my noggin jogging.

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forcing an owl to jog at noon

asking way to much

John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.

Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

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forcing an owl to jog at noon

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

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