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a boy who comes off as quiet, sweet, and goofy in a shy way, but once you get to know him, he becomes a guy with a wide sense of humor, someone who will melt (and steal) your heart, and is very mature for his age. he thinks he's slick, and either gets his heart broken or does the breaking. don't date a Jonathan unless you plan on getting married, bc you'll never get over him
I don't know why, but I just simply cannot get over Jonathan
A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.
Hey Jonathan leave me alone.
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A god. This man can dominate planets and can get all the babes. He can kill thousands of men by just thinking of it. If you wanted to demolish your enemies you would call Jonathan. Snare god as well
Jonathan just snapped that kid in half for dirty diddles.
Small aggressive boy, generally known as a rat person.
Comes from a jewish family O_O
Why are you so dumb, are you Jonathan?
Jonathan is a man who can’t really figure life out. He will listen to people with a big audience and repeats exactly what they say. If your name isn’t Jonathan than you’re probably ignorant, but that’s ok because if you’re good at something then you’re only educated on that one topic. He can’t think for himself and goes on crazy rants. His minimum speaking time is about 3 hours, if he argues it can be more than 5 hours. He will only talk about things he likes and is the most educated but man on the planet. Jonathan goes on 5 mile runs with cargo shorts below his knees and most importantly a belt. He will post every minute of his life on social media but is still a very busy man.
Jonathan: I’m the most educated man on this planet
Me: ok but what about your baby hairs?
Jonathan is the man a women will ever need he is always there for you when you need him he will never do you wrong he is kind, caring, cute , and really hot he likes playing with you a lot but when it gets real he will get real too he has a bunch of friends and plays fortnite a lot
Jonathan is a cutie
The most funny,awesome,cool and caring person you will ever meet!
Most of the time a Jonathan has super soft hands and fluffy hair.
If you ever meet a Jonathan or know a Jonathan then your a very lucky person.
Girl 1: wow who is that boy!?!
Girl 2: oh,that Jonathan he's super nice to people!