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A kit full of self harm supplies and medical things for if it goes wrong
Person 1: "Tom got mad when he saw my tender kit. He didn't know I cut."
Person 2: "Damn, I hope you're both alright."
While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.
ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."
ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?
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A container carrying 5 or 6 long 13'' smooth polished rods inserted into the urethra for sexual stimulation.
I bought a sounds kit for my girl and she came 8 times in thirty minutes!
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A travel bag which holds a tooth brush and other cosmetic necessities. Also called a toiletry bag.
My bag is all packed and ready to go except for my Dop kit.
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Kits are usually super cute gay boys they make amazing friends and will comfort when you are down even if they have it worse then you. They are also quite easily offended. Really good sex but not a fuck boy.Kits are super nice and you should be careful what you say around them because they can de quite sensitive especially ly about sexualitys and family .My best freind is a Kit and he is amazing
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Whats done to one's car to make it fly
Man, my Bentley's on dubs and I got the bubble eye kit;man its kitted out.
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