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Where you can find a drunken mid-forties man with a cutoff T-shirt and a sad-excuse-for-a Steve Perry haircut at the Applebee’s bar on any given night. Typically calling the bartender “sweetie” after roughly two beers.
If you hear someone say, “There’s a dress that’ll wake you up!”, while watching figure skating, they’re probably from Hays, Kansas.
An average sized town, where average things happen, with above average sized people. We are known for founding Veterans Day where people, whether veterans or not, will drink themselves silly while having a valid excuse. Some of the important events that happened in this town are... Some dude named William fought off the KKK, a pastor murdered his wife, and the maids of one of our hotels was accused of stealing drugs from a man (prescription or recreational) and then the man ran them off the road into Hobby Lobby took out his AR-15. The cops were called and the guy escaped to a smaller town but was eventually caught.
Hey kids! We're moving to Emporia, Kansas. Don't give me that look to it's better than nothing!
One of the most fucking boring and average towns in existence,but if you’re looking to party it’s the place to be. Class of 2021.
Augusta Kansas- A place to get bored then get fucked up
Full of mean old bastards,shitty roads,and jank cars.Basically a shit hole.
Kid 1: There's nothing to do in this shit hole.
Kid 2: Blaine,Kansas sucks maaan.
Kid 3: I know right.
Hey man, have you ever been to Pratt Kansas?
Yeah its a total shit hole.
Commonly dubbed as "Shitnute" this black-hole of a dying community that tends to drag underachievers and hold them hostage within its city limits. Majority of the population consists of White an Methican American, but mostly a mix of the two.
Gale: "Where are you from?"
John: "Chanute, Kansas."
Gale: "Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't know."
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