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The act of seducing successful black men into marriage in order to collect half of the assets.
Hey Chloe, its the NBA playoffs tonight, let's go kardashian halfin'.
You see, Kim Kardashian is just like a car wash, she seems fresh but then you marry her and two weeks later, shes dirty again.
"GOD DAMN IT KIM KARDASHIAN! WHERE YOU OUT FUCKING REGGIE AGAIN?!
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A Kim Kardashian is the result of two monkey's butt sex. A Kim may be formed between to lesbian or gay apes. The animals are rare, as only one is in existence. They often end up famous for reasons we don't know. They are generally hated.
Steve: Dude check it a Kim Kardashian!
Bob: Quick!! Get your shotgun!
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Reggie Bush's Hoe until he realizes that he can do better.
Did you hear that Reggie Bush uses the penis pump? Yeah...Kim Kardashian show him the Ray-J video.
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The dumbest celebrity in Hollywood.
Got famous for nothing and is like 99.9 % plastic.
People says she has nice curves but in reality she's just fat.
Idiot friend: I love Kim Kardashian
Smart person: You're kidding, right?
Idiot friend: No, I like her
Smart person: we can't be friends.
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Definitely the most annoying celebrity out there. Also Pro should win this debate.
Kim Kardashian is literally the worst
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To fumble or 'PINCH' the buttocks of your lover with two or three fingers on each buttock. As famously portrayed in Kim Kardashians porno tape with the eloquent 'RayJ'. In the first moments of the footage, RayJ takes her two large pieces of Turkish-American badonkadonk and jiggles it. This has become to be known as the "Kardashian Pinch" enjoyed by lovers all over the world. This was in fact also the only good part of the sex-tape as Kim Kardashian was a boring lay and did nothing. Having her ass jiggled was the most movement that the audience ever saw from her.
Oh man... last night, we were making out and things were getting heated. I put both of my hands on her arse and gave her a bit of the old Kardashian Pinch. She melted with delight and soon we were shagging like rabbits.
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