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Best movie ever, based on the novel by Hunter S. Thompson.
Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals!?
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On the 69th floor of the Cosmopolitan balcony suite, take a huge line of coke and spread it on his penis. Do a line and then pop a bottle champagne over her booty. Quick balcony blowjob then he finishes on your arm. Then make a line with the black card on your arm with the semen, while he yells Jackpot!
Last years on New Years Eve, I met a Las Vegas Slut Machine.
Best God-dam film ever made, Watch it now!
somebody buy some golf shoes, or we'll never get outta here alive
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Waking up your partner by performing oral sex on them.
Karla gave Joey a Las Vegas Alarm Clock for his birthday.
1. Unreasonably pompous.
2. The origional/greatest spanish soap opera star. Regarded as the Jesus Christ of his profession.
Damn, that guy can act, plus he's got an astrnomical ego. Maybe one day he'll be 1/10 as awesome as a pre-pubescent Fransisco De La Vega.
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When you try to continue a relationship that started in a wild and crazy place but the other party declines. Related to the phrase what happens in vegas stays in vegas. Could apply to other places or events as well (not just Las Vegas).
guy 1: Hey, are you gonna see that girl you met last weekend again?
guy 2: Nah, she said she doesn't want to pursue anything in the 'real' world.
guy 1: Ahhh, the Las Vegas let-down. Sorry dude.
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Best damn fuckin movie ever. there is a good quality version on Kazaa right now! Fucking awesome movie starring Johnny Depp.
I'm a doctor of journalism man.
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