A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
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WARNING: NOT A RECIPE. CONSUME AT OWN RISK.
The act of making poo, wiping...
thinking youre done, then squeezing out another dookie... wiping again...
about to flush, then squeezing out another doo doo, then wiping.
when you look at your dookie bowl, there lies, in the following order "dook, paper, dook, paper, dook, paper. a dookie lasagna.
the plumber didnt find my dookie lasagna that appetizing.
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When you eat too much pasta at night and it makes your body over heat.
So when you go to bed, you are too hot and have to stick your leg out to stabilise the temperature.
Immy ate too much Fettuccine when she was out with Annie & Jodi and she’s roasting. She’s got her lasagna leg out.
Giving a woman a cream pie while she’s on her period
Stacy was on her period but I still gave her this lasagna dick
A large bowl of marijuana with several different strains, each separated by a thick layer of kief. Typically serves 3 or more people, but can be prepared by anyone with an excess of weed/kief.
We made some sick jamaican lasagna last night- Andy threw in some OG kush, Moose had some AK-47, Jesse pitched in his Blue Dream, and I contributed the last of my kief. We were so high we could barely move after that.
Meaning being so sad or upset your energy is the equivalent to bland lasagna.
"Jim's cat just passed away and his energy lately has been such Sad lasagna
Lesbian Lasagna is lasagna without any meat or the desire for it.
Today’s vegetarian special is lesbian lasagna - it’s just two flaps of pasta with some sauce between each other.