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1. eating an ear of corn and then pooping in someone's mouth the next day
2. sticking an ear of corn up someone's ass and then eating it and/or feeding it to the dog
I made some sick corn on the grill last night, yo. It was tits! The next day, my old lady came over for a little late night corn roast.
the best talk show in the history of talk shows. includes Conan O'Brien the Max Weinberg 7 the Masturbating Bear cone-zone pierre bernard's recliner of rage if you don't watch it, it could quite possibly be the biggest mistake of your life.
Late Night with Conan O'Brien will be on after the no-talent Tonight Show which will be taken over by his comical genius, Conan, soon. Until then, try not to let Leno put you to sleep while waiting for the best hour of TV nightly.
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Sometimes, all I think about is you
Late nights in the middle of June
Heat waves been faking me out
Can't make you happier now
Sometimes, all I think about is you
Late nights in the middle of June
Heat waves been faking me out
Can't make you happier now
I AM FILLING YOU LIFE WITH DNF
Late nights in the middle of June
Example 1:
Person 1: I burn you?
Person 2: you melt me.
Example 2:
Person 1: you melt me.
Person 2: oh c’mon now
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The guy who a girl tells her problems in the depth of the night and who will never be together because that man is officially in the friend-zone.
Guy 1: I talked to her until 2am
Guy 2: you're totally late night talker guy
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A girl that you can call at the end of a late night that you will guaranteed be able to have sex with.
It's 3 AM and I'm horny, I better call Nicole my LNT (Late Night Tip).
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The act of getting blazed around midnight.
I was on a late night space flight when i wrote this so it took me 10 minutes...
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Noun: The Netflix equivalent of porn.
Teenager: Mom can I watch a late night comedy tonight
Mom: No there’s too many sexual scenes
Teenager: DDD:
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