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less than preferable

to be used in a ironic sense when something really bad happens, or to be used as a comically verbose way of saying not very good.

preferable can also be substituted for other words in order to better fit the situation, such as "cool", "awesome",

"heterosexual", "believable", "attractive", "exciting",

"subtle"

"damn it, all my coursework was on that computer, this is less than preferable"

"i swear, that is not mine"
"that's less than believable"

"wow that three hour lecture on the composition of soil was less than exciting"

"really, you're wearing a pink tank top and hotpants? well that is less than heterosexual"

"mate, wtf, you're fucking my mum?!"
"yeah, i guess that for you this arrangement is less than preferable"

"oh shit my blood tests are back and they're not good"
"well, that's less than preferable"

tv-"every day millions of people die of starvation"
"well, that is less than preferable"

by pigaloo October 31, 2009

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couldn't care less

The proper way to express how you don't give a crap about something - you really don't care about something and it's impossible to not care any more. The common but incorrect variant "could care less" (which would technically imply that you do care about something) is widely used because of either a translation mistake into English, or those who blindly use phrases without taking a moment to understand their actual meaning.

Person A: A company just got sued for patent infringement!
Person B: *yawn* Oh really? I couldn't care less.

by generic June 10, 2006

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could care less

used by confused individuals with a poor grasp of written english.

person1:"i could care less"
person2:"my brain isn't melting"

by skunky December 27, 2005

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could care less

Often mistaken for "wordcouldn't care less/word." Technically could mean "I care a great amount."

Person: I could care less.
Me: Don't you mean "I couldn't care less"?
Person: Yeah well fuck you.

by k512.com September 11, 2003

520๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


Friday Night-Less

When you are home on a friday night with absolutely nothing to do. You usually feel friday night-less when a group of friends is having a small party or gathering and you're not invited/told/notified until the gathering is actually happening.

In summary, being friday night-less sucks. It makes you feel like a loser. This is how I feel right now.

(the day after the gathering)

Person who was at the party, "Hey, why weren't you at the party?"

Person who was not... "Well that bitch of a friend didn't invite me."

Person who was atthe party, "Oh... So you were friday night-less?"

Person who was not... "No duh, shithead.

by boredonafriday September 4, 2009


less than jake

An awesome band, who, like The Clash, Operation Ivy, Rancid preach anti-racism, it's a shame the bellend who posted before me didnt realise that ;-)

Less than jake are awesome, racist bellends can get outta here!

by Lefty_Labour_Robbo December 30, 2005

60๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


less than three

The literal form of <3, which in turn is supposed to represent a sideways heart (love). Often used when the medium won't support the bracket in <3, interpreting it as faulty HTML.

Blog Comment: I less than three you, dude!

by PRD June 13, 2003

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