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It's when your fucking a bitch doggy style and during the act you whisper in her ear "I have AIDS" and see if you can hang on for the shot clock!!!
It was so funny I pulled the Magic Johnson on that bitch and she cried!!! LMAO
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A drank that consist of G2 (gatorade), vodka and pop rocks.
a perfect meat head solution to drink all night and still workout the next day. the G2 keeps you hydrated and the pop rocks keeps the drink popin.
person 1: hey, man didnt expect you to be at the gym, use waz totally loaded last night.
person 2: purple magic.
person 1: enough said.
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The effort to control events, animals, or persons by extraordinary means that are imitative or analogical in form.
For example, a doll or effigy may be stabbed or burned as a means of casting a spell upon a living being, or red ochre powder may be used to restore the glow of life to a pallid body.
Sympathetic magic, also known as imitative magic, is a type of magic based on imitation or correspondence.
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Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
When you suck a fart out of a girls ass and hold it in like a bong hit
Yo man last night I magical vacuumed demi alll night!
A term used to describe a chef that can make a meal out of anything with limited ingredients!
Last night I went over to Marcs and he didn't have much but that guys a real magic chef and we had a awesome meal!
The seemingly magical ability of plain and or homely female Japanese expatriates to capture the hearts of Caucasian or African-American males. There has been some speculation that Jap Magic is actually a viral pathogen created by Unit 731, the biological warfare program of the Imperial Japanese Army. In 1943, as it became clear Japan was losing the war, Emperor Hirohito, fearing the extinction of the Japanese race, ordered Unit 731 to develop a program to ensure the genetic survival of the Japanese. The results of this mandate is Jap Magic. It is suspected that Jap Magic has mutated into several strains, the broader - Yellow Fever strain and perhaps more surprisingly, the deadly strain that infects primarily African-American males - Fat White Chick Fever.
"What's up with that John Lennon - Yoko Ono thing...."
"Hah - that's a classic and sad case of Jap Magic"
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