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When u play with a girl and she plays with u
I’m get a dirty Mallory and Blake
Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!
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AKA Your Majesty
shawty fine, the best, top of the line, one of a kind & she damn sure knows how to stimulate minds! The word REAL doesn't exist without Mallory being the definition of it. Sweet enough to lend an open ear & mind but she will never sugar coat sh*t! Catch her when she cares & she'll be loyal til the end. But break her trust & she'll break that snaggle tooth right out your broke irrelevant unworthy stank booty ass mouth
Everyone: Mallory? Sorry! Mallory My Majesty? Sorry!
A sweet lady despite being called a hoe, slut, and various other insults. She cares about her friends and will not hesitate to hurt anyone who hurts her friends. She keeps tabs on her enemies but is fun to hang out with.
1: "Dude, did you hear about Mallory?"
2: "No, what happened?"
1: "She beat someone down because a guy threatened her friend."
Mallory is a kind ,talented,artist who is sometimes nice. Mallory loves sweet and salty foods. Mallorys bsf is emmy.