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A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.
Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"
Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".
Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
Attempting to be a one man army.
"Dont you dare go Master Chiefing It." , " That retard just tried to Master Chief It."
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The highest of beings that made no accidents.
"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway
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The most badass sword ever forged. Ganondorf shits himself every time he sees Link with it.
Everyone working for Ganon fears the Master Sword
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A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart masters" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.
Fall before the might of the fart master!!
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-The Person who initiates a group Lynch of one individual using extremely harsh insults
-These roasts are so brutal that the victim usually loses all self respect for themselves
Man that guy is a complete "Lynch Master"; him and his buddies gave me depression!
A move used in Star wars battlefront 1 and battlefront 2 by the sneakiest players in both games
Zanny: I'll go for the master flank
His Friends: you son a bitch, I'm in