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A quaint little hell hole full of stuck up people and ghetto people with the commonly found old person
Person 1: Oh you live in Melbourne Beach, Florida?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You must be a bitch
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This is a used condom that you borrow from a friend because you are too cheap to buy your own. Often found in the parking lots of famous Restaurants in Melbourne Florida.
My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskiner!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he used Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin on that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin that chick?"
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Famously done by locals in Melbourne Florida, this is the act of going out to the mud bogs, collecting fresh mud then meeting a female immediately after at the county line saloon, bring her back to your place slap the mud you collected into the crack of her anus, then finally motor boating the hell out of her anus.
My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne mud-skipper!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne mud-skipped that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne mud-skip that chick?"
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The perfect storm of Darwinian occurences...(see {Melbourne Style})these people wander around at night boozd up on beer looking like the prisoners they are the descendnts of trying to mate.
The women mostly look like men in ugly clothes,the men are better looking but just as irritating with both sexes wearing those ugly square framed fake glasses trying to look smart.... it's not working. The females then wait until the fight or stabbing breaks out and the ugly men-women begin their 'meat raffle' they fall on the bloody stabbed guys and leave with them.The meat raffle begins. The men are running from the cops and will be dragged off by a Kylie to do the nasty...it's th only way they can make new tax payers so the polic lt it occur...terrifying.
Twas near midnight .There were 2 Kylies and a Chantal readying their car keys for battl when a bloody drunk man was belched out of the brawl. The Melbourne meat raffle had begun. Kylie # 1 swooped in and promised to give the other 2 a ride if they didn't get one...they backed off and the first winner was anounced...
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A Melbourne slime train is when a make cums on the back of a girls back the drags his cock down her back leaving a slime trail.
The was a huge Melbourne slime train
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A kid who held a party with 500 people while his parents were on a holiday which finished with everyone getting drunk and having a riot with the cops. He got fined 20 grand.
The melbourne party boy is hetik.
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a day when all white melbournians go to the zoo and don’t let anyone see the animals
boxing day - melbourne is when whites don’t let people see animals