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I very nice and more higher income neighborhood in minnesota.
Adam: Where do you live?
Sam: I live in Plymouth minnesota.
Adam: DAYUMM, you must be rich as hell.
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A behavior found in Minnesota and other back-woods locations. This behavior consists of one or more persons engaging in one of the following behaviors: 1) Charging into an opening elevator or other open doorway not allowing people to exit. 2) Standing in a store or other aisle blocking it from use by others (this is often done by groups of people talking) and staring blankly at the products on the shelves. 3) Driving in another person's blind spot when there is plenty of open road to use.
A "Minnesota Maneuver" happened to me today, some guy in a Viking shirt spilled my drink all over me when I was trying to get off the elevator.
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To have a kind demeanor on the surface but in reality this person is plotting evil and plans on ruining your life for the betterment of themselves
"Hey bro...I asked my boss for a raise and he said we can discuss it more next week. I am excited!"
"Be careful man...that guy is a dick...he is just being Minnesota Nice to you...if your dog ends up murdered don't be surprised..."
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When you have to take a dump so bad, you pull over on the side of the road and let it fly (preferably between a car and a trailer).
Bubba had eaten so many graham crackers, he couldn't make it to the gas station and had to leave a Minnesota Sundae.
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a gay little shit town, where its the norm to have a stick up your ass, and we all do dip and smoke pot. You can get crack for $20 for 4 people
wow my town is such a buffalo minnesota
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Minnesotans are often found leaving beverages in their car (on accident of course) in the dead of winter, only to come back at least 30 minutes later and find their beloved beverage has been turned into a slushie containing razor sharp ice chunks.
"Hey Jon, do you remember where I left my Gatorade at?"
"Idk man, maybe you left it in the car."
"Shit! I did leave it in the car, it's forsure going to be a Minnesota slushie!"
The act of getting your dick sucked, to the point of orgasm, while flying a radio controlled helicopter.
After Dan H. bragged that his girlfriend would blow him while he was flying, a Minnesota challenge was made. The loser was to buy glow sticks for night flying. As of this writing, Dan H has yet to complete the challenge, nor has he bought glow sticks.